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Will you trim my Christmas tree?

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2. We can celebrate for eight nights. If I'm Santa, will you. I've always wanted to see the North Pole.

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Just as long as you don't wear them out. You're so hot you're the reason we're not having a white Christmas. Because who doesn't love a Christmas classic?

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