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How's your WFH going? Just let me have this. Meeting drunk girls in bathrooms. Even more than my morning cup of a coffee, so you know it's serious. I miss her.

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There's no time like a global pandemic to lure potential lovers with your sdnd and wit. Sure, you can't invite your crush to a party or out with your friends. He talks about you all the time!Really? I'm deciding if I want to buy my baby niece a pair of tiny Air Force 1s. Coming up with some funny texts to send your partner is not only a great way to make them smile, but it can also help keep the connection between you and bae fknny, even when you're apart.

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How do aa know?!OMG. From asking about Harry Style's reading list to poking fun at your bedroom decorations, here are 24 silly texts to send your quarantine crush.

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Flirty text messages for him. Maybe it's time to consider replacing your standard check-in text with something that will make your partner chuckle. Answer both questions simultaneously. Does "tuna" suffice? The Summer Day? More gky The Summer Text.

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OK, where to begin? Asking for a friend. Flirty Texts to Send a Guy – What to Text a Guy You Like I can't believe I actually found a guy who's smart and funny and insanely hot. Remember Room Raiders? My main feed is your vision board.

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